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tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

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f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

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theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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seventimes-serenity:

itsmemacleod:

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY ATE 112 MEATBALLS I THINK IM GONNA DIE

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT 112 MEATBALLS??

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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

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jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

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tawmmm:

tawmmm:

The Avengers » a brief summary

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interinsanity:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I’m laughing so hard omg poor gall bladder

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